So Busted.

I neglected to write about my run-in with the law.

 The fuzz.

 The coppers.

I got a warning ticket for speeding on my way to Dallas in September.

Going 70 mph in a 60 mph zone.

Yep. Apparently I'm a speed demon.

A real law breaker.

Trouble with a capital T.

The sheriff that pulled me over was very nice. He explained to me the speed limit changes that would take place on the rest of Highway 67 so I wouldn't have another encounter with law enforcement.

Guess he caught a glimpse at my lead foot.

But apparently my criminal behavior must make me look shady because my suitcase was inspected at the DFW airport.

Here is the undeniable proof that TSA inspected my bag.

Guess they have to tell you if they riffle through your underwear and socks.